love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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