Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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