I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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