I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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