i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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