you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Enjoy the penises
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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