Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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