Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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