maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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