He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
