just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I have aggressive nipples.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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