I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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