Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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