doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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