i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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