it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
That was before I lit my hair on fire
jump out the window naked night went bad
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