i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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