Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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