Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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