I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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