just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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