remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
In America we eat man semen.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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