Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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