My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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