Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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