Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
No subtext here. People are naked.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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