do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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