Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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