I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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