i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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