from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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