McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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