ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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