Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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