oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Randomize
