When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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