We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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