Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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