Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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