Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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