Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
