..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
