Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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