That's intense
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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