She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
4 words: hood of his car
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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