So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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