Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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