it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
