Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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