Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
