I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I need to calm my uterus...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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