It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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