The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
So many bounce houses so little time
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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